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 Post subject: Re: Need some female perspective
PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 6:28 pm 
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I mostly meant in Book 1. Marco/Dad had his act together by then.

As the Father of an almost 12 year old, I can strike fear into a County Commission room full of grown men easier than figuring out the right thing to say to one little girl (sometimes). Where the heck is the manual for this thing? :)


Ha! I thought you were being subtle and pointing out that Cranston is back in town. :twisted:

Yeah, the whole husband/dad lack of a manual thing is a serious issue.

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 Post subject: Re: Need some female perspective
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Men don't read instructions, so God let it go out of print. ;)

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Men don't read instructions, so God let it go out of print. ;)


While finishing up volume 23,714 of "How to Understand Women" God pointed out that even women don't understand women and that a man's time is better spent on important things like shooting guns and coding.

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Q. Why did God make Adam before Eve?
A. Because if He made Eve first, He would have had to listen to all of the advice on how to make Adam. ;)


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I do coffee at church, and I wrote up a sign that says "And on the 8th day God created COFFEE." When people ask me about it, I say: "Well, it went like this. God created Adam first, right? Then He created Eve. The next day He woke up and realized He'd better create coffee, or Adam wouldn't be able to handle Eve." :rofl:

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Not sure God made enough coffee...

My wife says Adam was whining about wanting apple pie and that's why Eve, the loving and submissive wife, picked the forbidden fruit.

I've not pointed out my lack of experiece with a submissive wife. :shock:

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I've not pointed out my lack of experiece with a submissive wife. :shock:

A man got paid on Friday and decided to go out and spend all of his pay partying with his friends. Sunday he finally got home and had an argument with his wife about his irresponsible behavior.

"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a few days?" the wife asked.

"That would be a nice change." the man replied.

Monday, he woke up and didn't see his wife.

Tuesday, he woke up and didn't see his wife.

Wednesday, he woke up and the swelling had gone down enough that he could peek though a crack in his eyelids and he saw his wife.
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